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Dante

The deaths of Dante and Mk10

5th November 2009

Spidette has caused a lot of devastation so far, and there's currently no sign of stopping her! Rosette ... More...

Jayne

Jayne switches to Security dept

5th October 2009

Clone Jayne Chrysler has just transferred from the Navigation department to Security. More...

They're selling th smegging carbug?!!

Carbug for sale

4th October 2009

The official Red Dwarf website reddwarf.co.uk have send out an email newsletter announcing that the Carbug ... More...

Jack Rockfield

New and returning members

29th September 2009

Just wanted to say a quick welcome to new member Rafael Gariso, who's playing brand new character Jack ... More...


What did you think of Back to Earth

What did you think of Back to Earth?






 

Spotlight Crewmember

Keto

Charles Keto (Brain Bot)

Job: Medical Adviser
Age: 39
Nationality: British

Dr Charles Keto (also known as the Keto Brain Bot) is interested in one thing and one thing ... Read More ...

Recent Blue Dwarf story posts

"Hol? Record this, for me would you?" "What's that then?" Holly swam into ...

"Okay." Said Jay. "Justin, I want you to go and collect this parcel. Harris, ...

Correction. When YOU posted an online store! Trying to sell BD merchandise ...

Unfortunately Andy is right, Grant Naylor Productions has contacted us ...

Not likely, we've had run ins with Grant Naylors lawyers before! From: Mike ...


Articles

Blue Dwarf video trailer (from 2005!)

20th May 2009

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Blue Dwarf and Destroyed planet Earth

Mike's version of "Back to Earth" part 4 - "Life"

17th May 2009

This is a sequal to Mike Bullen's "Back to Earth" story that was posted here before Red Dwarf showed their own controvercial ... More...

Dream Land

"Dream Land" - By James Hogg

23rd April 2009

Deep within the bowels of Blue Dwarf on a dark secret level 13th is a prison know as the “Bucket”, in a dank prison cell a ... More...


Random Quote

"Good Morning Sir" answered the toilet in a posh, cultured tone. Like many other people aboard the ship, he had changed the toilet's default voice from a gruff, guttural voice to one that was based on Seymour Niples, the ship's ambassador, restaurant owner and all around prat. Eddie grunted a reply and spent the next few minutes - metaphorically - taking a crap on Seymour.

-Eddie Monsoon aka Grant (read full post)

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Take a Tour

Captain's quarters

The largest and most luxurious living accommodation on the ship are reserved for the Captain. Unfortunately these are wasted on the Blue Dwarf's most recent Captain Jed Calvert, a rugged cowboy who has learned ... Read More...