Latest News
The deaths of Dante and Mk10
5th November 2009
Spidette has caused a lot of devastation so far, and there's currently no sign of stopping her! Rosette ... More...
Jayne switches to Security dept
5th October 2009
Clone Jayne Chrysler has just transferred from the Navigation department to Security. More...
Carbug for sale
4th October 2009
The official Red Dwarf website reddwarf.co.uk have send out an email newsletter announcing that the Carbug ... More...
New and returning members
29th September 2009
Just wanted to say a quick welcome to new member Rafael Gariso, who's playing brand new character Jack ... More...
Spotlight Crewmember
Job: Medical Adviser
Age: 39
Nationality: British
Dr Charles Keto (also known as the Keto Brain Bot) is interested in one thing and one thing ... Read More ...
Recent Blue Dwarf story posts
Articles
Blue Dwarf video trailer (from 2005!)
20th May 2009
Mike's version of "Back to Earth" part 4 - "Life"
17th May 2009
This is a sequal to Mike Bullen's "Back to Earth" story that was posted here before Red Dwarf showed their own controvercial ... More...
"Dream Land" - By James Hogg
23rd April 2009
Deep within the bowels of Blue Dwarf on a dark secret level 13th is a prison know as the “Bucket”, in a dank prison cell a ... More...
Random Quote
"Good Morning Sir" answered the toilet in a posh, cultured tone. Like many other people aboard the ship, he had changed the toilet's default voice from a gruff, guttural voice to one that was based on Seymour Niples, the ship's ambassador, restaurant owner and all around prat. Eddie grunted a reply and spent the next few minutes - metaphorically - taking a crap on Seymour.
-Eddie Monsoon aka Grant (read full post)
Take a Tour
Captain's quarters
The largest and most luxurious living accommodation on the ship are reserved for the Captain. Unfortunately these are wasted on the Blue Dwarf's most recent Captain Jed Calvert, a rugged cowboy who has learned ... Read More...