“From what I understand they saw this Super Ted being flying out of a prison cell which was holding one of Professor Glockenspiel, after they had heard an explosion come from his cell and discovered his dead body along with the remains of some kind of scientific experiment he was carrying out’’.
Dream Land - Part 2
Added : 23rd April 2009
Upon arriving at commandant Braithwaite's office, the security guard burst in to find Braithwaite in deep discussion with his assistant Spaulding who was busy informing the commandant of several mysterious incidents of strange individuals appearing all over the prison.
Braithwaite and Spaulding turned to look at the security guard who had just entered, ‘’ah Lieutenant Reese, I suppose you would have something important to add to my discussion with Spaulding here’’ said Braithwaite.
“Yes I most certainly do, you won't believe who I just saw’’ said Reese.
“Go on.’’ said Spaulding, to which officer Reese replied;
“I just saw Simon Cowell on H block he managed to coerce one of the prisoners to commit suicide.
“Oh no not another one.” moaned Braithwaite, “So that now makes six appearances of strange individuals altogether, let's see if I got this right, we have now had sightings of Simon Cowell on H block, sightings of three 80s cartoon characters, Dark Wing Duck, Super Ted and a small group of strange animals which are kind of like rodents called Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers’’.
“So Spaulding you said had found to two rather old cartoon clips of two of those 80s cartoon characters I mentioned as I'm quite familiar with them them myself’’ said Braithwaite.
“Yes indeed’’ replied Spaulding. “Here they are let's take a look’’.
Super Ted - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZg74STOfig
Darkwing Duck - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=375ENQbru8s
“Interesting’’ replied Braithwaite after watching the two video clips, “I do believe that they just brought in to the prison's medical lab a body of a teddy bear fitting just that description’’, some security guards reported to me that they had shot down with their Bazookoids a flying teddy bear just like that’’.
“From what I understand they saw this Super Ted being flying out of a prison cell which was holding one of Professor Glockenspiel, after they had heard an explosion come from his cell and discovered his dead body along with the remains of some kind of scientific experiment he was carrying out’’.
“Furthermore thanks to you bringing this information to light Spaulding from security footage you've recovered , we have been able to ascertain that some kind of wispy fog like substance is floating around and is affecting the minds and dreams of its inhabitants and feeding off them to create living realities of those dreams’’.
“As for that dark Wing Duck fellow I have been getting reports that a creature of his description is harassing guards on F block, along with reports from other areas of the prison that have located in the prison mess hall Chuck Norris who is giving our security personnel quite a time by the sounds of it, and the Black Knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail guarding the access bridge between B and C blocks and is preventing anybody from getting past him’’.
Then Braithwaite turning to both Spaulding and Reese spoke in his stern but sincere voice to them saying “The plan I now lay out for as to be able to counter this problem is this, we shall flood this prison with a sleeping gas and put the majority of its inhabitants into a dreamless sleep, but we shall only leave ourselves and security personnel supported with the Canaries to combat these figments of our imagination’’.
“We shall defeat them by sending in more security guards to keep Chuck Norris busy, and have a few security guards go after Simon Cowell, then it'll shall be the job of the Canaries defeat the two 80s cartoon characters that are still roaming around and then get to the Black Knight and defeat him and then head down to where we keep the industrial Hoover, then somehow get the strange fog creature thing to come to them and then suck it up with the giant Hoover and eject the contents into space’’
“Sir’’, said Spaulding as he listened to commandant Braithwaite as he communicated with somebody on some kind earpiece. “Some of our security guards have located the strange fog like thing... It seems to be gravitating towards our stockpile of hydrogenated crystals so perhaps we could lure this thing to the industrial Hoover with those’’
“Braithwaite tilted his head to one side and rubbed his chin, thinking deeply from moment, yes that's a sporting idea is Spaulding, have as much as collected and take it to the armoury and have it filled into backpacks for our Canaries to take down to the industrial Hoover with them, now it's time we got things moving’’.
Several minutes later Omar Mavek, Jim Bob and Elani who were now dressed in Blue Dwarf Canaries attire but they were not alone however as there were four other individuals dressed and kited out like themselves who stood in line next to them.
Commandant Braithwaite followed by Spaulding, walked down the line looking at each of the Blue Dwarf Canaries in turn before turning to face them, well you have all been informed of the situation that has occurred with the prison and we are currently in lockdown so there is no escape unless we deal with whatever those things are’’.
“But first let me introduce you to each other so you can get to know who you are working with, now as I understand the three of you already know each other’’ he said pointing at Omar Mavek, Jim Bob and Elani, “But let me first tell you of the others who you shall be accompanying you’’.
Commandant Braithwaite’s false eye swivelled in its socket as he turned and gestured at the first of the five new individuals. “This is Spoons McKenzie, an incarcerated serial killer with a passion for killing people with spoons of all things.’’ Then turning to the second person, spoke saying “This is Harry Bare legs, so called because he well only wears shorts.’’. Then moving onto the third person “This is Akanah she is of the Kinitawowi GELF species.” Then stepping opposite the fourth person “This is Jonathan Dibbley’’, and pointing to the last person in the line “And we have Bobby’’ as he gestures to a dog like humanoid creature. “Now what’s everyone standing around for let’s get this show on the road!’’.
So now with Blue Dwarf’s Canaries on the hunt for the fog like being, elsewhere Blue Dwarf’s contingent of prison guards have their hands full, a short while later Lieutenant Reese and the number of security guards round a corner and there in standing in front of them is Simon Cowell.
Simon Cowell then turns to confront them leers at them, assuming a menacing posture, his eyes glowing bright red, seeing this Lieutenant Reese immediately springs into action.
“Chap with the glowing eyes, five rounds rapid fire’’ the security guards level there Bazookoids towards Simon Cowell and unleashed a hail of weapons fire in his direction, the results of which blow Simon Cowell to bits scattering his remains through the air.
Lieutenant Reese gestures with his outstretched arm and points at the remains shouting “Take that you high wasted trouser wearing bastard!’’.
Then one of the security guards turns to Lieutenant Reese saying “Where to now?’’ and in response Reese says to him “Well now we have to head to the mess hall because I hear Chuck Norris is giving our fellow security chums a hell of a time, all we need to do, is to keep him there and buy time for those Canaries, come on let's go’’.
Sometime later the Canaries of Blue Dwarf are making their way down a dark and dimly lit corridor, when something catches Omar's attention, as he is a strange buzzing noise coming from his right, he slowly takes out from his top right jacket pocket his FHM magazine and quickly rolled it up and swings wildly to his upper right and the FHM magazine smacks into the side of the Rescue Rangers flying machine, causing the small animals on it to scream as they spiralled out of control and impact with a nearby wall and of a prized in a fiery haze, Omar then unrolls his FHM magazine revealing Queen Britney who is posing provocatively, once again over the green car bug and kisses the front of the magazine cover saying “Thank you Queen Britney’’
As they continue to jog a long corridor Jim Bob utters a remark saying “Heh yall never know when a pair O’ big jugs like those are gonna come in handy!’’ He says as he catches a glimpse of Queen Britney as Omar puts his magazine away.
“Well that's one down and whatever else that may lie ahead in our way’’ says Elani.
As they travelled further towards their goal, a dark cloaked figure wearing a large hat, stood above them on a balcony railing and grasped in his hands some rope and prepared to swing down to the Blue Dwarf Canaries below him but just before he did so he uttered the words “Let's get dangerous’’ and then pushed off from the railing swinging down the group.
But just then one of the group happened to glance up and Bobby the dog creature shouted out a warning, saying “Hey look its Dark Wing Duck’’, however his warning about Dark Wing Duck was to no avail, as Dark Wing Duck harmlessly swung past them, but then on his return swing he was able to jump onto the gangway on which the Blue Dwarf Canaries where moving across.
Dark Wing Duck landed on the gantry and pulled out a strange looking firearm, which had a plunger with some rope attached to it in its barrel, Dark Wing Duck then fired this strange weapon which hit Harry Bare legs in the chest, Dark Wing Duck then tried to yank him off his feet, which amazingly worked as Harry Bare legs stumbled forward and tripped over his own feet, which resulted in him pitching over the side of a guard rail, sending him screaming and hurtling into the darkness below.
But unfortunately for Dark Wing Duck the weight and momentum of Harry Bare Legs going over the side caused him to lose his grip on his weapon which ended up going over the side along with Harry Bare Legs.
The rest of the Canaries then turned towards Dark Wing Duck and levelled their laser rifles at him, and unleashed a barrage of laser fire at him which snatched him backwards like a rag doll and pitched him backwards onto the floor.
“Wow’’ said Jonathan Dibbley ‘’ for a cartoon character he can move pretty fast’’, listening to his comment Jim Bob said “Sheeeiiiit, and yall know what's up next, it be that black night fella.’’
“Well we are soon going to find out” replied Elani.