The Black Knight step forward towards Omar and then swung his sword towards Omar's head, Omar then instinctively ducked and swung his own sword at the Black Knight who blocked the blow and then came at Omar with another vicious swing, but Omar brought his sword up and blocked the attack, there's one at each other with their swords again and again, steel crashing against steel until Omar chopped the Black Knight's left arm off.
Dream Land - Part 3
Added : 23rd April 2009
Then soon the group approached the access bridge between B and C blocks, I could just make out the dark ominous and figure of the Black Knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail and at the ends of the bridge they could the see dead bodies of Blue Dwarf security guards.
The group then cautiously began to approach him, when suddenly Spoons McKenzie pulled out two large spoons from somewhere within his Canaries uniform and charged straight towards the Black Knight waving his arms above his head.
The Black Knight swung his large two handed sword towards Spoons McKenzie who brought up his spoons and crossed them together blocking the blow, and then responded by kicking the Black Knight causing him to stagger backwards.
Spoons McKenzie then lunged forwards with his right arm trying to stab the Black Knight in the neck with a spoon, but with lightning speed the Black Knight fended off the blow and raised his two handed sword up above his head and brought it down on spoons McKenzie splitting him in half right, down the middle.
The other blue dwarf Canaries whilst looking on at the fate that had befallen spoons McKenzie pondered what do next and glanced around looking at each other then suddenly, Akanah the Kinitawowi GELF shoved Omar forward towards the Black Knight, and then Elani from out of nowhere produced a large two-handed sword, “Where did you get that’’ Omar asked, to which Elani replied saying;
“I got it from the prison's panto prop department. “When I heard we might be coming across the Black Knight I thought it might come in useful.”
“So why me?’’ replied Omar.
“Well why not?’’ Elani said looking a bit sheepish and then started looking away as if she was distracted by something and started whistling as did the others.
“You smeging smeggers!’’ Omar said sighing heavily shaking his head and tossing his laser rifle to Jim Bob and hefted the sword in one hand and strode off to approach the Black Knight.
Upon approaching the Black Knight, Omar spoke to him saying, “Funny I thought you would be taller. I’m Omar Mavek and I'm a prisoner here on Blue Dwarf, however I'm due to release any day now so I was wondering perhaps you could calm down a bit’’.
However the Black Knight just stood where he was saying nothing, and upon seeing this Omar tried speaking to the Black Knight again could not tell what kind of expression the Black Knight had because of his large helmet.
“Okay listen up, I know it's all in the game and all that but why don't you shove off some place else.” But still the Black Knight said nothing and did not respond.
However when Omar tried to move around the Black Knight to get past him, the Black Knight spoke saying “None shall pass’’.
“What?” replied Omar.
“None shall pass.’’
To which Omar responded saying “Look pal I’ve got no beef with you, but I must cross the bridge.”
And then the Black Knight said “Then you shall die!”
And then Omar eyeing him up said “I think you had better step aside you smeg head’’.
The Black Knight tilted his head a little and then spoke saying “I move for no man’’.
“Then let's have it’’ replied Omar.
The Black Knight step forward towards Omar and then swung his sword towards Omar's head, Omar then instinctively ducked and swung his own sword at the Black Knight who blocked the blow and then came at Omar with another vicious swing, but Omar brought his sword up and blocked the attack, there's one at each other with their swords again and again, steel crashing against steel until Omar chopped the Black Knight's left arm off.
‘’Now get out of our way’’ shouted’ Omar, ‘’Tis but a scratch’’ replied the Black Knight, ‘’no look your arms off’’ said Omar ‘’no it isn't’’ replied the Black Knight, ‘’yes it is look’’ said Omar, the Black Knight looking down at his severed left arm then said ‘’I've had worse’’, come on you smeging pansy
The Black Knight then swung his sword at Omar who blocked it easily, and then the Black Knight at Omar with a backhanded blow but this too was also deflected away, so the Black Knight tried charging at Omar with his sword but Omar deftly stepped aside and lopped off the Black Knights right arm.
Omar then bent down to take a breather when the Black Knight ran at him and kicked him in the side of the head, ‘’come on then’’ yelled the Black Knight, ‘’what’’ replied Omar in surprise as the Black Knight kicked him again yelling ‘’have at you’’, standing up Omar shouted at the Black Knight saying ‘’either you are brave or just really plain crazy, but I won’’, ‘’oh had enough ay’’ said the Black Knight, ‘’ look you stupid smeging bastard’’, ‘’you've got no arms’’, ‘’yes I have’’ said the Black Knight, ’’look’’ gestured Omar at the Black Knights damaged to torso, ‘’it's just a flesh wound’’ replied the Black Knight.
And jumped about hopping from one foot to the other and kicked Omar again ‘’look you fool can't you see what happened to you’’ then the dark Knight jumped about Omar calling him a ‘’chicken’’, ‘’look I will have your leg’’ but the dark Knight just called him a chicken again and continued to kick him’’ causing Omar to snap and with a yell he chopped off the Black Knights right leg.
‘’Right I will do for that’’ shouted the Black Knight and ‘’what’’ replied Omar, ‘’come here’’ snapped the Black Knight ‘’ what are you trying to do’’ said Omar as the Black Knight started nudging him with his head.
‘’Come on then’’ said the Black Knight to Omar as he head-butted him in the shoulder saying ‘’have at you’’ to which Omar responded by giving a loud annoyed grunt and swung his sword around in a low arc cutting off the Black Knights other leg.
The Black Knight collapsed to the ground saying ‘’alright we will call it a draw’’, but Omar just tutted in content and nudged him off the side of the bridge with his foot sending the Black Knight hurtling into the inky dark depths below.
Omar then chucked his sword away and headed back to Jim Bob and collected his laser rifle and then beckoned the others to follow him, a short while later they arrived in a large cargo bay area which and one end had a giant industrial Hoover, a team of canaries then emptied their backpacks of hydrogen crystals into a pile in the middle of the cargo bay.
Just then they glanced up above them and saw the strange wispy fog light mist descend into the cargo bay towards the hydrogen crystals, they then watched in amazement as it began to feed off the crystals,’’ look’’ said Elani ‘’it must need them to survive’,’ ‘’quick’’ shouted Akanah before it has a chance to do something else.
Then Akanah charged towards the wispy foggy cloud but then suddenly Jack Nicholson appeared in front of her and elbowed her in her side causing a double over and drop her laser rifle which he then picked up and pointed it at her, Akanah in response jumped to her feet and grabbed laser rifle in Jack Nicholson's hands the two were then struggled and neither looked like they were giving an inch when I go nowhere ran Bobby who then also began to grapple with Jack Nicholson but then suddenly a loud explosion filled the cargo bay as the laser rifle overloaded sending debris and body parts across the cargo bay.
‘’Okay’’ Elani yelled ‘’nobody think of anything’’ the group huddled together and then began to shuffle their way across the cargo bay towards the giant industrial Hoover but just then Jonathan Dibbley sweating uncontrollably and much of the words ‘’Oh God’’ then suddenly right in front of them appeared Sarah Palin, armed with an M-16 assault rifle and cutting them off from the giant industrial Hoover.
‘’I’m sorry’’ muttered Jonathan Dibbley and turning to him Jim Bob asked him ‘’why did you think of Sarah Palin’’ he snapped ‘’I don't know’’ stammered Jonathan Dibbley’’ I guess she is kind of attractive in some way’’, then looking across at Sarah Palin who was blocking their path Omar spoke up saying ‘’ but I guess I tend to agree with him, she's kind of sexy some way’’ ‘’hey’’ Jim Bob yelled ‘’ snapped out’a it ya knuckle heads’’ he said as he grabbed them and shook them about to knock some sense into them, but just as he was doing that a burst of machine-gun fire from Sarah Palin’s M16 impacted with Jonathan Dibbley chest tossing him sideways to the deck, the others responded in kind and opened fire on Sarah Palin reducing her to a smoking pile of charred remains.
Together they then ran across to the industrial Hoover before anything else happened and activated, it flicking it on to full power and sucked up the strange wispy like fog creature and anything else that just happened to be in the way, Elani then slammed her palm down on a huge red button marked release and ejected the contents of the Hoover into space.
Then elsewhere in the prison where a huge battle was taking place between Chuck Norris and the prison security guards, and just as Chuck Norris sent another unfortunate security guard flying over a table with another of his spinning kicks, Chuck Norris suddenly shuddered and then dissipated into thin air as his imaginative being was no longer able to sustain itself and therefore ceased to exist as the foggy cloud that helped create him was now safely far away and its influence gone.
Later in Commandant Braithwaite's office stood Omar, Jim Bob and Elani, Braithwaite then congratulated the three of them on a job well done and the saving the inhabitants of Blue Dwarf prison and quite possibly Blue Dwarf itself.
He then informed Omar that is release papers had cleared two weeks ago but because of an administrative error he had been kept in prison for a bit longer than was necessarily needed and could quite possibly avoided all of what had transpired, to which a furious Omar replied ‘’you smeging what, well that's just typical’’ he said with a huff.
Then Braithwaite turning to Jim Bob and Elani said to them ‘’well I have some good news on your part, which is that you are being granted an early parole hearing and could probably be released within a matter of days’’ to which upon hearing this they jumped about and hugged each other in the adulation.
Braithwaite then turning to Omar said ‘’well you're free to go now and I hope to never have to see you here again’’ then when all was said and done, Omar made his way to where the prison kept prisoners personal effects and belongings and collected his things together, and climbed onto his motorcycle and grinned wildly as he accelerated forward and made sure to pinch the arse of a passing female security officer who squealed as he roared out of blue dwarf prison into blue dwarf itself.
The End