Seymour Niples
Job Title: Royal Ambassador to the Queen
Gender: Male
Age: 41
Nationality: English
Department: Civillians & Misc
Life-form: Human
Player or NPC?: Player
Physical Appearance
Seymour always tries to dress better than everyone else; he dresses in the finest of suits, and holds his head high so that he can look down his nose at everyone else aboard.
Personality and Interests
Seymour is a pompous arrogant ass who loves himself a little bit too much. He loves to hear the sound of his own rich booming voice, and thinks himself a perfect public speaker and gentleman. He holds his own opinion in high regard and never admits when he is wrong.
Seymour is interested in fine wine, antiques and other ostentatious things.
In times of crisis however, Seymour will scream like a girl and run away.
History
As Seymour grew up he was taught to be a proper gentleman. The posh way of life was drilled into him, making him arrogant and egocentric.
In 2101, the insane Captain Cannon blew himself up to destroy some GELF's that killed his family, and Seymour took command of the Blue Dwarf. Now hobnobbing with the Captains and Admirals of Space Core, this could only add to Seymour's ego, and they would talk bad of lower classes.
In 2102, Seymour temporarily became King of England when the young Queen took off to the planet of New Ibiza. Bringing her back, Seymour gained the new job of being Ambassador to the Queen, making sure the Queen is always informed of what is happening on the Blue Dwarf.
In 2104 Seymour realised that nobody onboard liked him, so underwent a personality transplant to make him 'cooler' and more 'with it'. Unfortunately being ‘cool’ and ‘with it’ meant he had to talk to the lower crewmembers and people he really didn’t care about. His brain rebelled in 2105 and Seymour returned to his pompous and arrogant ways.
In 2106 Seymour had an illicit affair with crewmember Jenny Bond, who instantly regretted it. Unfortunately Jenny fell pregnant and Seymour had to force himself to be nice to her. They had a baby girl which they named Alota, after the recently killed Captain Alota. Seymour now struggles to see the baby as Jenny doesn't want anything to do with him.
Favourite Sayings
"But I'm a Royal Ambassador!"
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