The majestic Apophallationmaster sat on his throne looking like a great big dollop of turd. His servants fed him regular snacks of fresh
kittens as his lardy body spilled over the edges of his seat.
"Enough with these meaningless snacks!" He shouted eventually. "When
is the first main course? I can't take any more of this fur in my teeth. That's what I like about human meat, it's not too hairy. Except for the builders, but I don't like offal."
Posted on 19th August by David Ball ( Read Post)
Mollopods
The Mollopods are a race of slug creatures that enjoy their fine cuisine. One of their favourite foods is human, which they consider to be a delicacy.
They have large bodies that took up the majority of their being, much like a slug. Their stub-like arms are just long enough to reach their mouth, and their
hands have evolved to best hold cutlery. They are a race of food fanatics,
taken to extreme levels. Even a baby Mollopod could out-eat even the most well trained eating champion on earth, which took some serious doing.
Mollopods are slightly taller than humans, and are generally a lot fatter. They have no bones, so are incredibly soft, and make a satisfying splatter of goo when they are shot. They have small stubby arms which they can use to hold a variety of old-fashioned ceremonial weapons, or high-tech devices.
Like slugs, Mollopods are killed by salt. It causes them to shrivel up and die.
The Apophallationmaster
The leader of the Mollopods is a creature called the Apophallationmaster. This is an intelligent and strategic emperor who rules with the best intentions for his race's appetite. He is incredibly fat due to sitting in a throne and being fed all day, and wears a royal robe.
Technology
The Mollopods are a race that find it incredibly difficult to run or move quickly because of all the pies they eat, but luckily they have developed technology that means they don't need to. They have invented transportation technology to travel distances. They also use the same technology to bring their food closer to them, by sending electronic drones that fire teleportation "tags" to their prey. Their military even use teleportation methods in their weaponry, firing tags at where they want to appear next, this allows an obese Mollopod to move around extremely quickly.
History
In August 2107, the Mollopods attempted to launch an attack at Earth, where they planned to farm humans and feed them to their population. They also transported the majority of the Blue Dwarf's crew to the surface of their planet and into large blenders. The Blue Dwarf crew foiled their invasion and dropped several large barrels of salt over their cities.