Archivers

For some weird reason the Archivers worship Phil Febuggure 

The Archivers

In an uncharted and frankly smelly part of the universe lies The Planet of The Archivers.

The Archivers are an advanced race, who follow the teachings of their prophet and their god. The sad fact is their god is Phil Febuggure.

Many many years ago, on one of his time Loops, Phil did something... Something that made a small insignificant tribe on a backwards mud planet believe his was their god. The fact he also left them some really advanced technology screwed them up.

They are not violent, but seek knowledge in all it's forms. They are capable of time travel, but choose not to, as they bring who they want to them. One time they brought Phil to them "before he finished wiping"

Their technology is freely shared, and very very advanced. Sadly (or perhaps done intentionally), it always carries a flaw.

They are a religious people and have their version of the Holy Communion every Friday night, with a kebab and beer.

Their Satan is for some reason small and can only say on thing........


ā€œEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeā€