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Communists gain power on Blue Dwarf

The communists blow up MacDonalds (again) and take over Parrots but due to an ointment being released in the pub, Dean, Armer, Lenin and L'Ontar grow and get jammed in the room. Lenin later shrinks to the size of a rabbit. The mad "entertainer" Vinny Soprano is flushed into space and Efof pilots the Blue Dwarf through a wormhole back into our normal dimension.

Whitewolf is returned back to his normal 6'1" height by science officer Phil Febuggure with help from a future version of Phil using a modified fridge. Katy Roskev overpowers Lenin and puts him in an escape pod with a subliminal tape on repeat titled: "Why a Capitalist government is best" and Lenin turns back to normal Cerebrum.  

As the Blue Dwarf passes through the Plebe system, an extremely powerful being robbing a bank in the city of Maxomegopolis throws a ford transit van into orbit. This van hits the Blue Dwarf and causes a radiation leak and the Blue Dwarf has to be evacuated for at least three weeks.

The entire crew fly down to the planet Plebe where a nearby spacial anomily gives humans super-powers. A group of extremist super-Plebians take control of the city by force and launch a missile towards Earth to get revenge on the Humans that genetically engineered the Plebian race- then exiled them when they turned out slow and stupid. The Plebians send a huge army of flying robots with the ability to turn humans into stupid Plebians to attack the makeshift camp the Blue Dwarf crew have made. After a huge battle, the robots are destroyed and the Plebian military base hovering over Maxomegopolis city explodes.

The Blue Dwarf chases the missile headed for Earth but does not destroy it in time. The missile crashes into the dessert, and thousands of Plebian robots in the shape of 4-legged spiders swarm out wreaking havoc. Admiral Anders blames Captain Niples' for not stopping the Plebian missile in time and removes him from command. Phil Febuggure's conscience gets transferred into the Pheonix and flies a team to destroy a robot factory that is being built in the Alps.

Seymour and Katrina go to visit the teenage Queen of England who runs away with Efof in the SpaceEagle, leaving a note saying that Seymour is now King. 

The Space Eagle outside Buckingham Palace

Plebian Robots invade Buckingham palace and Steev, Seymour, Katrina and Cubie blow the palace up to stop the robots which had joined together to make a huge giant robot lobster. The robots around the world are all destroyed, including the robot factory in the Alps which was blown up by a nuclear bomb spreading radiation and poisonous gasses over Switzerland and most of western Europe (sucess!). But the replacement for Captain Niples arrives, she changes the crew roster around and forces people to do jobs they don't want to do.

Captain Samantha Hussain then forces the crew to capture some alien creatures called "Wibbles" with sparkling gold horns to kill and sell the horns for profit. Alotta starts a mutiny and the alien "wibbles" start infesting the ship. Captain Hussain is eventually driven mad and locked away in the Brig, but not before she programs some time-delayed sabotage commands into the computer...

A ship called the "Rapier" and its pirate crew come aboard the Blue Dwarf, Jay crashed and gets amnesia, knowing he is a good pilot, Captain Marcus Kane and his brother Needles and the pirates fool him into thinking he is a pirate too and fights alongside the plunderous crew.

Queen Brittany-Jennifer

Admiral Anders and Admiral Tobasis order the 'Dwarf to escort an ageing Admiral Buttecus to the planet Amadeus 5 to negotiate an oil deal as Earth's oil supply has dried up.

It's all part of a conspiracy, Anders and Tobasis want the Blue Dwarf to fail so that they can split the troublesome crew up and assign a new Captain - Tobasis' son. To slow them down, the Blue Dwarf is done for speeding entering the Amadeus system and is placed under a gravametric anchor.

Meanwhile, King Seymour Niples is tracking down the Queen in a Starbug and being chased by the royal guard for questioning about the disappearance of the teenage Queen Brittany-Jennifer. He follows the trail of the SpaceEagle to a clubbers planet called "New Ibiza".

Jay Chrysler is cloned 5000 times and the Blue Dwarf is boarded again, apparently in violation of another traffic law. Buttecus is put in jail and Jay has to steal an oil tanker to take to Earth in order to make the deadline.

The planet of New Ibiza

In an attempt to rob the bank of New Ibiza, a terrorist blows up the volcano causing an eruption which melts an underground glacier unleashing a swarm of ancient alien insects which try to destroy the clubbing holiday planet. The insects, part of a hive race called "Hymenoptera" invade the main clubbing city and try to build space ships made out of regurgitated proteins to contact their race elsewhere. The BD crew mop up the spiders, luring the last swarm into a nightclub while a huge version of Jay (made out of the 5000 Jay clones) battles with a supersized insect. Alcohol is sprayed onto the insects through the sprinkler systems and set alight, blowing up most of the nightclubs on the same Ibizan plumbing system.

Seymour Niples does a deal with Queen Brittany to reinstate her as Queen of England as long as Seymour provides her with a portable wormhole generator, allowing her to travel to and fro between New-Ibiza and Buckingham Palace whenever she wants.
The title of King is taken off of Seymour, but he is made the Royal Ambassador to the Queen. Whitewolf is given the official position of Captain. 

Citadellia

The crew land on a planet called Citadellia where technology has been rendered useless, and are forced to battle medieval creatures in a medieval fashion.

The Pilot's having had their mind's exchanged by Doctor Cerebrum are restored to their own bodies.

The children of Tara and Phil and Jay and Alota travel back from the future to prevent Phil from murdering Tara.

Jay is killed trying to alter history whilst the Mobius, the vessel from the future crewed by he and Alota's future children and future versions of Rufus and Amber, caused time to slip randomly. He is later resurrected when time sort's itself out retaining no memory of his death, but is nearly killed again when he forgets he and Alota's first wedding anniversary A polymorph arrives on the ship causing havoc by stealing the crew's emotions, such as Tara's compassion and Dean's shame turning him into a spangle wearing cross dresser and Zodar invents a new weapon in the form of the EVE1, and bad-ass exo-suit.

Doctor Keto turns out to be his own evil twin Xavier, with the real Charles Keto being a brain in a jar. The Crew struggle to regain control of Holly after a system lockdown and Jay and Dean take over from Santa Claus when the real jolly fat bloke is taken prisoner by the Easter Bunny, who unleashes and army of evil robot Santa's unto the world.