2103

The SCV Ulyssees is found drifting in space, its fuel reserves are empty, even though it uses anti-matter engines which should last well over a century, and the crew were found dead of old age, even though it was only 5 years out of space-dock.

The JMC proposes to open negotiations with the insect-like Alien race the Hymenoptera. It sends a bunch of posh, stuffy ambassadors to negotiate. The Ambassadors take to wearing scruffy clothes on the BD to fit in with everyone else, and get arrested for being tramps. Mini-Phil takes them on a golfing trip outside the ship and almost looses them.

A holographic signal is detected coming from the planet "Tatooed Ian" (apparently named after the guy who discovered it) which could have possibly been a surviver from the Ulysees. Whitewolf, Jay and Phil go to the planets surface and search for the signal in a dune-buggy. They find a hologram of the Blue Dwarf's ex Captain Will. D. Cannon.

A group from the Blue Dwarf proceed to the hymenoptera to meet with their new leader over peace negotiations. Their new leader being none other than Jay's evil counterpart, it turns out to be an elaborate trick, and the hymenoptera releases spores upon the crew, causing them to run amok, distracting them from the real threat, Evil Jay's temporal cannon, which causes rapid aging in whatever it's unleashed on. The crew, back to their sense's evacuate the Blue Dwarf, which is sent ploughing into Evil Jay's vessel to prevent Earth being hit by Evil Jay's weapon, seemingly destroying both ships. 

The crew take to a fleet of starbugs and utility vehicles following the Blue Dwarf's apparent destruction. Alota awakens from her coma and resumes command. Phil, in order to capture Cannon's hologram who has escaped into a virtual reality leads a team to recover him, taking on the form of cartoon characters, this caused Jay to constantly ask people to 'bite his shiny metal ass' and for Phil to eat a lot of doughnuts.

Planet of the dead

A team from the Blue Dwarf discover a derelict the 'Green November' and find it's crew had been mutated into zombies due to an experimental DNA modifier.

The crew use this to alter their own DNA in order to land on a planet inhospitable to humans, here they recover a time machine, and discover that as a result of Evil Jay's weapon, the Blue Dwarf has been flung back in time.

The Blue Dwarf crew travel back to 1984

The crew travel back to 1984 to recover the Blue Dwarf. The ship now exists across multiple timeframes, while several small teams attempt to recover nuclear matter to power the time drive in order to return to the future.

Tara and Eve run up an enormous bill on Phil's credit card, and Jay's purchase of a 1967 Chevy' Corvette was nothing to do with it.

On the set of "Wacaday" Mini-Phil offends Michaela Strachan and Jay has a dogfight with his own grandfather in the Space Eagle.

The crew return to their own time, only to discover that history has been altered, Jay lost his watch in 1984, which 100 years later Dr. Cerebrum found, triggering an encounter with Dr. Keto many years sooner than what should have happened. They soon go about conquering the galaxy and by 2103, dominate all but a ship of renegades, the Blue Dwarf, led by Tara Cleavage.

Alota leads an invasion on the Death Jar, The Doctor’s super-weapon in the alternate timeline, Dean ‘borrows’ a ship from his double, the Inbound Raven and Amber in a Bliss-fuelled frenzy nearly kills the command crew by detonating explosives in the engine room early. Eve Rimmer, is sadly killed when she is blown into space when the section of the Death Jar she was in decompresses. Jay and his alternate counterpart later lead an attack on the Death Jar when its weakness is discovered and later the crew celebrate, back in their own timeline, in Seymour Niples’ quarters. 

The Phoenix inside Dean's bloodstream

Doctor Keto reveals that a chip installed in Dean’s nervous system in the parallel universe will kill him if not removed, the only way to do this however, is to go inside of Mr. Thomas. The Phoenix, piloted by Jay is shrunk down to microscopic size and injected into Dean’s left buttock. The crew in the microscopic Phoenix get lost in Dean's body and do a ful anatomical tour. They then realise they can control him whilst he is unconscious, which is a lot of fun.

Meanwhile, the chip emits a signal to Space Corp command, in this reality, Dean is apparently an escaped female fugitive wanted for mass killings. The marines sent to apprehend her can’t tell the difference between Dean and her, despite the obvious differences.

The Blue Dwarf is hijacked by one of the Marines and sent through a wormhole smack bang into the middle of Hymenoptera space. The marine was being controlled by a mind controlling bug, working for the Hymenoptera, which soon attaches itself to Jay who promptly goes on a rampage around the ship in the EVE1. 

The floating Aeron city

The Blue Dwarf goes through a newly discovered spacegate to an unknown planet to begin trade negotiations for weapons to use against the Hymenoptera, the planet turns out to be populated by another Aeron sect. The city is entirely floating miles above the surface of a planet, but yet still inside the atmosphere so it has breathable air. The Blue Dwarf is secuely moored in place so that it doesn't fall to the planet below. 

The Aerons take offence to Phil and Keats and sentence them to execution, by force feeding them curry and beer. Seymour, Kara, Emma and Dean are taken aboard an Eniram sub, while Keto tells Jay he’s Cerebrums son.

The crew escape from the ever more offended Aerons and find themselves back in normal space, several of the crew experience hallucinations brought on by a despair squid and the crew are sent back to the planet Plebe by the JMC in order to some actual mining.