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The crew of the mining ship are sent to some actual mining. Ordered to return to Plebe in order to do so the crew again find themselves endowed with superhuman powers. Dante can become invisible, Dean's body comes apart, Jay becomes a human torch and Keats....falls asleep. The crew discover that Phil FeBuggures evil counterpart, creatively named Evil Phil has taken control of the planet, and has unleashed his minions to intercept the crew.

The crew defeat Evil-Phil's army and he retreats into the mountains to "do a Saddam" and hide in a hole. Seymour and Efof give chase in a Blue Midget that Efof found abandoned from their last visit to Plebe. Evil-Phil hides behind some Plebe-robots that can turn humans into stupid Plebs, and uses a remote device that creates an impenetrable shielding around the Plebian moon that grants the unnatural super-powers, so that nobody could mine the special ore. When everyone gets back to the ship, a love virus is accidentally spread among the ventilation ducts, making members of the crew instantly fall in love with people they would normally never be seen dead with, including Seymour who tried to seduce Captain Alota. 

The Jack & Jay clones run riot onboard, destroying parrotts bar, not unlike the many times this has happened before, and the navigation departments budget gets given to Cerebrum, grounding everyone. 

Jack, Amber and John get lost in The Gun™ and Jasmine Starbolt is mysteriously murdered onboard, and the crew attempt to find the culprit... 

The murder investigation continues, and the crew get suspicious of each other. 

Pirates steal the BD's beer

Pirates pillage the Dwarf! Alcohol supplies are taken (yes, everything). Then more hostilities from the Hymenoptera, as they commandeer the dwarf, the crew evacuates to a nearby planet, inhabited by GELF’s.

Ambassador Niples does some ‘Ambassadoring’ if that’s a word, and gets married to a GELF named ‘olga’ to save the crew. 

A replica of the 'Deathstar' - powered by two 'AA' batteries

An attack is made to retrieve the Blue Dwarf from the Hymenoptera, with the help of the GELF. Replica space craft of old sci-fi shows are discovered in an abandoned themepark and are used to mount the attack, including a Death Star model powered by two ‘AA’ batteries.

Beer barrels are rescued

September brought us the launch of "Operation: Get the Booze back." This was an attempt by the crew to steal back the Space Pirates plunder they had taken by force from the Blue Dwarf. They succeed and everyone is happy again, apart from the Pirates.

The Hymenoptera

Hymenoptera try to destroy the Dwarf as it drifts helplessly in their territory, the Wormhole drive inoperable, they have to defend it with their life! The Hymenoptera's energy beams are used to power the wormhole drive to get them home again... for another refit.

The Blue Dwarf is sent on a mission to the centre of the galaxy, with a group of Simulants, ordered to destroy ‘satan’. Satan gets closer than anyone else to destroying Earth and taking over the universe.

Satan captures the souls of the dead at the centre of the universe

At the centre of the universe, Satan has devised a machine to capture the souls of the dead, and releases them into his army. The Blue Dwarf crew have to battle these zombie creatures, including many dead family and friends who are now battling against them. Satan and his army invade the Blue Dwarf, the only ship capable of allowing Satan to escape his prison at the centre of the galaxy.

The zombie army on the blue dwarf were combatted with a new ice-gun that froze them, allowing them to be smashed - creating a thick layer of snow around the 'Dwarf. It's a white christmas afterall! Satan was weakened by the crew singing christmas carols, and crumbled into a pile of bath salts.