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Howard Goodall

Red Dwarf Theme Composer gets own radio show

15th May 2008

Looks like Howard Goodall, the composer of the funky Red Dwarf theme music is gettign a new show on ... More...

Rimmer the goit

Rimmer quip is voted one of best insults

25th March 2008

In a list chosen by the Radio Times of "TV's top put-downs", a quote by Arnold Rimmer was included. Out of ... More...

Red Dwarf site

Red Dwarf website is redesigned

25th February 2008

The official Red Dwarf website changed today (25th February) to a new, slick web 2.0 site. They claim it's ... More...

Red Dwarf 20th Anniversary

Red Dwarf turns 20 - the official site counts down

18th February 2008

Red Dwarf is 20 years old this year! It started in 1988, a time when Margaret Thatcher is Prime Minister, ... More...


Favourite Captain

Who was your favourite Blue Dwarf Captain?







 

Spotlight Crewmember

Jayne Chrysler

Jayne Chrysler

Job: Space Corps. Flight Cadet
Age: 4
Nationality: None

Jayne's short life has involved only trying to survive. As such, she only now has the ... Read More ...

Recent Blue Dwarf story posts

Who: Andy, Kara Where: ATM machine When: 1:30 AM "Please enter your, Name, ...

OOC - Last one for now :-) Who: Seymour Where: Police Cell, Titan When: ...

OOC - Sorry for the 'posting domination' atm, I spent the day sunbathing and ...

Who: Seymour Niples Where: Hospital, Titan When: After Jenny and a Alota had ...

Who: Seymour Where: Titan When: After meeting with Dr Nettles Seymour hated ...


Articles

Spacecorps Jobs

SpaceCorps Job Questionnaire

6th March 2008

The JMC is recalling the Mining Ship Blue Dwarf and wants to re-crew the ship. This means the current crew will have to find ... More...

Out of mind

Podcast - "Out of mind"

27th February 2008

A 47 minute series of JP's written by David Ball and David van den Burghe, voiced by David van den Burghe. PlotAfter an ... More...

Rosette

(SM)Andy Jones Interview

24th February 2008

Hi, I'm Andy Jones, I'm 22, and working as an IT Technician. Since Andy is quite a common name, I am sometimes known as ... More...


Random Quote

"Good Morning Sir" answered the toilet in a posh, cultured tone. Like many other people aboard the ship, he had changed the toilet's default voice from a gruff, guttural voice to one that was based on Seymour Niples, the ship's ambassador, restaurant owner and all around prat. Eddie grunted a reply and spent the next few minutes - metaphorically - taking a crap on Seymour.

-Eddie Monsoon aka Grant (read full post)

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Take a Tour

Parrotts Bar

Parrotts bar

Parrotts' is the most common drinking place on the Blue Dwarf. A typical old-fashioned British pub with authentic wooden stools, dirty toilets and authentic barflies included. One or two drunken brawls ... Read More...