Latest News
Red Dwarf Theme Composer gets own radio show
15th May 2008
Looks like Howard Goodall, the composer of the funky Red Dwarf theme music is gettign a new show on ... More...
Rimmer quip is voted one of best insults
25th March 2008
In a list chosen by the Radio Times of "TV's top put-downs", a quote by Arnold Rimmer was included. Out of ... More...
Red Dwarf website is redesigned
25th February 2008
The official Red Dwarf website changed today (25th February) to a new, slick web 2.0 site. They claim it's ... More...
Red Dwarf turns 20 - the official site counts down
18th February 2008
Red Dwarf is 20 years old this year! It started in 1988, a time when Margaret Thatcher is Prime Minister, ... More...
Spotlight Crewmember
Job: Space Corps. Flight Cadet
Age: 4
Nationality: None
Jayne's short life has involved only trying to survive. As such, she only now has the ... Read More ...
Recent Blue Dwarf story posts
Articles
SpaceCorps Job Questionnaire
6th March 2008
The JMC is recalling the Mining Ship Blue Dwarf and wants to re-crew the ship. This means the current crew will have to find ... More...
Podcast - "Out of mind"
27th February 2008
A 47 minute series of JP's written by David Ball and David van den Burghe, voiced by David van den Burghe. PlotAfter an ... More...
(SM)Andy Jones Interview
24th February 2008
Hi, I'm Andy Jones, I'm 22, and working as an IT Technician. Since Andy is quite a common name, I am sometimes known as ... More...
Random Quote
"Good Morning Sir" answered the toilet in a posh, cultured tone. Like many other people aboard the ship, he had changed the toilet's default voice from a gruff, guttural voice to one that was based on Seymour Niples, the ship's ambassador, restaurant owner and all around prat. Eddie grunted a reply and spent the next few minutes - metaphorically - taking a crap on Seymour.
-Eddie Monsoon aka Grant (read full post)
Take a Tour
Parrotts bar
Parrotts' is the most common drinking place on the Blue Dwarf. A typical old-fashioned British pub with authentic wooden stools, dirty toilets and authentic barflies included. One or two drunken brawls ... Read More...








